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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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tailsandco

rb w/ a controversial food opinion

vitamn

@praystations youd obliterate this entire post

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-ketchup with absolutely everything you can ever think of that is edible? delicious.

-ranch is not for salads, its for warmed up cereal + milk (it gives it that nice creamy flavor)

-you should eat your oatmeal raw in a cup with water and some paprika sauce for a nice kick

-pineapple mint broccoli pizza is good, but god tier with ketchup

-if you aren’t slathering your chocolate in tahini, who are you?

-skittles ketchup tacos are yummy….

-raisins are for crumbled up fried turkey patties

praystations

I have to add the ones from that ask I answered so here:

1. mini banana moonpie ketchup and hard boiled eggs are my go to sandwich ingredients

2. sardines and ketchup and rice make a really nice snack

3. If you don’t have peanut butter or jelly for a pb&j, just use tahini and ketchup

4. Warm oatmeal and ranch is even better than cinnamon apple oatmeal

5. Mint choco chip ice cream + orange juice in a blender is a really tasty smoothie

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ctoons

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

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FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

ctoons

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

ctoons

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

invisiblechell

tumblr is a hivemind confirmed

davidtheboy

2nd year reblogging this monthly! Somehow, this post always reminds me of the 15th and how quickly the months go by. Here’s to another year of Tintin recongizing the date

jojimasu

The last 15th… of 2018… wrown

blogthegreatrouge

Lol gonna miss this

jwblogofrandomness

I’m gonna miss this too. I might bring it over to Twitter so that it doesn’t die.

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flowerais

You’re healing every time you

  • get out of bed because there’s something you’re excited about.
  • don’t think about people who left.
  • clean the clutter in the room and dishes in your sink.
  • smile at yourself and random people.
  • do something kind and out of the blue to make someone happy.
  • work out or meet with friends even though you have no energy to.
  • calm yourself down when your thoughts race.
  • remember to drink water.
  • don’t dwell on things you can’t control.
  • do things good for yourself, even though you have no motivation.
  • tell yourself that you’re growing from this, and you won’t feel like this forever.
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yourlocaluselesslesbian

If you’re my girl

If you’re my girl the last 5% on my phone is saved in case you text or call me if you’re my girl and I have a day off from work I’m going to spend it with you even if it means showing up at your job when a million things are happening all at once for you just to see you smile in fact if you’re my girl nothing matters more than putting a smile on your face if you’re my girl and you had a bad day today you better believe I’m coming over with flowers and treats

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